Thursday started with me cursing the little bit of sun that was peeking through my suburban Ohio windows. I had no desire to get up for the day, there was too much to do an not enough coffee in the world was going to help that.
First thing I had to do was pick up my 19 year-old sister from her classes at the local community college. All I kept thinking the whole 5 minute drive there was that I in no way, shape, or form wanted to run into my ex that just so happens to go there too. I of course had no makeup on, and quite honestly I barely got out of my jammies.
I don't do mornings well at all, especially when I have to cart around my little sister who eats sunshine and craps rainbows!
After picking her up and getting some much needed coffee (hallelujah!) I was feeling a little better. We had some cleaning up to do, mostly because my father has decided to tear out a 12 foot wall that used to separate our kitchen from what was the den. There is dust and plaster everywhere! I am constanly sweeping and mopping trying to cut down on the funk of it all.
Once we were done with that I figured it wouldn't hurt to check on an online dating profile I had posted quite a while ago. Now, I am not one to use an online dating profile I have to pay for, no eHarmony for me! It feels a little too much like being a hooker without the guarantee of sex and no money going into my wallet. So, I gussied up the profile with a new picture and some edits. It was my way of looking for a date & still being a shut-in :)
After getting a random text from someone I've never met calling me a "bitch ass nigga" I figured it was high time to stay away from all electronics for a while.
Somehow in my tiny town I have been spoken about in hushed tones to all of the gay high school boys. I am now officially "The Gay Whisperer". They come to me with all of life's problems from what label they fall under to what Cher song is the best! The only reason I can ever come up with is that I was a theatre major in college with a ton of gay friends and am quite the hag, if I do say so myself! So of course I had to comfort a confused & frustrated young(16years old) out gay man. I'm pretty sure in all of my advice and whatnot I quoted Christina Aguilera's "Beautiful" at least 3 times.
In a ruse to distract him and get to indulge in one of my favorite guilty pleasures I turned on True Blood and all was well in the world again! After 4 hours of vampires running around fighting stupid humans and getting it on, I was feeling all sorts of happy.
Mostly it was a good day. In my attempt to get this year to be a little more organized I purchased my first day planner. Of all the things I vowed to never buy, a day planner was at the top of the list! Now I'm going to be one of those people, always checking a planner and jotting things down. Who knows how this little experiment will go, but here's hoping it helps in all of the goals I am trying to achieve this year!
Love & Logic
Belle
I'm not quite "The Gay whisperer" as you are so eloquently titled. I do have a large group of gay friends and I walked into a party this weekend and they turned and said, "Oh this is the one we can't change." Can you imagine?! It was funny, and they ended up setting me up with their cute female friend. Its good to have friends in gay places. I hope they are able to do the same for you.
ReplyDeleteI love that they called you "The one that they can't change"! It seems as though my gays aren't as giving as you are, they never set me up with anyone who isn't having a makeup issue :)
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